Author: Unknown - Fri 27 Jan 06Website roving reporter Lauren Hall caught up with skipper Mark Haran a couple of weeks ago and learned (through an interpreter!) that he has a wicked sense of humour and an abiding love of Guinness. A pint of the black stuff was the "fee" for the interview...
Q: What?s the best thing about being at Stalybridge? A: ?I?d have to say taking the road to Barnsley! No, I'm loving it here. I just wish people could understand what I were saying!?
Q: And the worst?A: ?Where do I start? Reedy, the banter, and the Scousers.?
Q: Why do they call you Juggsy?A: ?Have you seen my ears? No, it?s stuck with me since I was an apprentice?
Q: Who has the worst dress sense in the team?A: ?It?s got to be Petts. Did you see the shirt he had on for the players night out? It gave me headache before I'd even had a beer?
Q: Do you think we can win the F.A. Trophy?A: ?Yeah I think we?ve got a good chance. Salisbury will be tough but if we get through that one who knows??
Q: Salad or chips?A:? I like salad on a kebab if that counts?
Q: What?s your favourite song at the moment?A: ?It?s got to be the Arctic Monkeys, You look good on the dance floor?
Q: Which league team do you support?A: "Even though I'm from Yorkshire I've always supported Liverpool"
Q: Who do you travel to games with?A: ?The Yorkshire lads, Petts, Bucko, Barney, and Syko.?
Q: Who?s the best player you?ve played alongside?A: ?That's Shaun Goater?
Q: Who?s your inspiration?A: "Football wise it's Tony Adams?
Q: Who takes the longest in the shower?A: ?That?s got to be Lee Ellington. If he got sent off in the first half he'd still be the last one out!?
Q: Quiet night in or night out?A: ?Night out every time?
